My Eulogy

oooowwweeeeeeeeee

Tue, 27 Dec 2005 05:28:54 GMT

so, i ran out of tylenol threes this morning and they wear off after 5 hours, so for the rest of the day i havent taken anything. MY FUCKING SKULL FEELS LIKE ITS ABOUT TO BURST OUT OFMY EYE SOCKET!!!! so instead of following the rukes of the hospital i took 4 exedrin before i came up to be online then go to bed. i dont even care. i have surgery on wed. thats why im supposed to be following rules. anyways surgery is at genesis at 12:15, its supposed to last about two hours, but its outpatient surgery so i wont be there long after surgery, so anybody who wants to see me at the hospital DO NOT COME. im inviting you all to stop by my house on holly bush dr if you would like to visit for a brief MOMENT OR TWO, unless your name is mary,peggy, heidi, kristen, zack, hayley, steven, paul, joe, derek, or chris, then you can stay as long as ur making me happy. hahaha im gonna need lots of bud to get over this little lump of surgery so any "gifts" are welcome. hahaha jk. If anyone gets me anything ill tell them to leave my house, dont buy me anything...... unless its pot then go ahead and do it. i gotta go, my face is killin me, and it bugs a lot of other peopel too, hahaha. peace.

Sat, 24 Dec 2005 12:08:23 GMT

so i got in a car accident on thursday and totalled my car. i hit my face on the steering wheel and crushes every bone in the right side of my face. i have to have surgery on wednesday this coming week, and I cant work for two weeks, HURRAY!! but what really sucks is i dont have a car. and my eye is swollen shut and im in a lot of pain. but other than that christmas is tomorrow and im gettuing a cellphone. FINALLY!!!!. peace bitches.

STUPID NASTY OLD PEOPLE

Mon, 28 Nov 2005 04:26:12 GMT

Cant sleep because i can hear my parents having sex. KILL ME NOW!!! for real. they just went away for the whole weekend and they have to come home and wait till i go to bed to start fucking eachother why? its really ridiculous. it wouldnt even bother me that much, if i could HEAR IT. seriously, they are so fucking loud, and it is really gross. excuse me while i throw up. for fucks sake, at least have the common decency to keep ur sounds down like heidi and i do when we are fucking and my parents are downstairs. its just not polite. fer real!

um.. PURE BLISS

Thu, 06 Oct 2005 02:30:29 GMT

Alright, i just got a job in pontiac for crying out loud, never had a job in my life and now im getting paid like 10 bucks an hour. WEIRD. anyways, its at this place called ultra professional lawncare services and its like mowing, lanscaping, cleaning yard, like raking and shit, and in the winter... PLOWING. oh yeah so i start next monday and i have to be in pontiac at 7:45 in the morning. Im so not excited to drive to pontiac at 7 in the morning, traffic is going to tear me a new one. hahah anyways heidi and i are still going strong we are coming up on one solid month but it'll be like 6 months on and off. She pakes me happier than anything else in the world.... besides chocolate milk. SORRY BABE. i love you bye.

Lookin UP!

Wed, 21 Sep 2005 05:20:37 GMT

so, Hiedi and i FINALLY got back together on monday. I missed her so much for so long. maybe this time i wont be a total moron and fuck everything up. phew, i can only dream. hahaha anyways, i cant wait until SEAN PARVIN comes home because he is a fucking raging lunatic and he is my brother from another mother. hahaha see ya.

ANYWAYS

Fri, 16 Sep 2005 00:22:45 GMT

Just sittng at heidi's house again, of course! and um im super bored, she doesnt even talk to me when im here, i HATE THAT! and when i try to talk to her all she does is ignore me and shrug me off, im so sick of it, why do i keep comign backl? oh yeah, now i remember, because im hopeless. lol. anyways im outta here the OC is on and apparently i have to watch it, BYE!

Im hopeless

Thu, 15 Sep 2005 03:07:20 GMT

so, somehow i have seemed to fallen back in love with heidi. am i stupid? i dont know anymore. she just makes me feel like nothing else in the world matters. Ive spent all my open hosue money in two weeks which was $800.00 i know its pretty bad. The tires on my car have taken the liberty of being completly bald and falling apart. today was the final day for my one tire, it is completely torn to shit. have to buy anopther one tomorrow, which sucks cuz i have no money. MOMMY!? anyways, i quit smoking pot and i am loving myself for that, Even though there are going to be some reunion celebrations with sean parvin and steven brody where we will smoke and drink tons, oh and heidi and i will prolly smoke oursleves the fuck out the day she gets off jams next year, I CANT FUCKING WAIT! shes so funny when shes high.

Heidi does not realize how much i love her, even though she says she does i know she doesnt, because she would never think twice about being with me if she did. Her and brad broke up which makes me extremly happy, not because she did it to be with me, because she didnt, but just because im a jealous bastard, lol. sorry heidi. anyways she says she doesnt want to worry about a relationship with any boy. Im fine with that for now, but one day in the near future im going to have her back in my life. without her, food loses is taste... colors, just seem duller than they are, everything is a clutter. She brings my life intop one great giant perspective and i love her for that, plus she laughs histerically when i do my harry carry impression. She has the best laugh in the world. Someone please try and convince heidi how much i love her.

NEW UPDATE BITCH!

Thu, 08 Sep 2005 19:28:29 GMT

WUTUP! I'm back, ive been in africa for a while, NOT! Why would i go to that piece of shit country? Anyways I'm just sittin around mostly, everyone else is back in school and i sleep until they get out anyways or a little bit before so bsically i sit around until there is something to do and then i go do it. Most of my nights end up with me finding some alcohol and getting drunk for no reason. Getting drunk is just so much fun. Anyways i just went to the mall yesterday and got a new a.e. hoodie, some hats, a pair of socks, for trying on shoes, and i bought heidi some things like cheap earrings from limited too, and so other shit i cant really remember, then we went to on the border and had the "BUILD YOU OWN TACO" and then we came back to her house and just HANGED out for a whiel and then when i left i snuck a kiss and heidi laughed. Yeah im a player. Anwyays peace out.

everything is spinning

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 03:49:25 GMT

nothing makes sense anymore, today started out perfect, last night me and heidi had a great time and made plans for today then i hung out with chuck today then went and hung out with her, we had an even better time, and she came around my mom again and found out that my moms wasnt going to be mean to her or hate her or anything, then i took her home and at the end of the night she gave me a kiss and i left. and now i dont know whats going on. she said that im the only guy she wnats to be with but not right now, she wants to cuddles and kiss with this brad guy. should i even wait around for her or should i just give up? i have no idea my head is spinning and i have a fuckin ear ache and strep throat. anyways im outta here. please help me.

Starnge Things...

Tue, 16 Aug 2005 04:05:17 GMT

so tonight i hung out with heidi, we went to mcdonalds and gor a burger and a shake, then we sat for a little bit then went to the park. We sat at the park for a long time just talking and listening to music. then we went for a walk, and of course SHE played on the playscape, oh and FYI heidi pissed down the big swirl slide so dont go down that one, seriously she squated and fuckin pissed down it, it was pretty sweet. anyways im just home for the night and gettin ready to settle in, im kind of tired, peace out.

FUCK

Sat, 13 Aug 2005 06:42:24 GMT

dufde im so fucked up right now
before jesse nebus nd i left the house we each had: 2 shots of tequila, 1 shot of pepp shnapps, 1 shot of crown royal (The Bitch), one shto of triple sec, a white russian, and a beer , then we went to paul arnotts bonfire and had a half a fifth of five oclock each,so needless to say im fucking fucked the hell up i got the hiccups like a goddamn cartoon character and they are uncontrollable. its ridiculous, i mean, i already threw up a whole fucking lot and things are starting to get better but fuck, i drank a little too much. i gotta setlle down, ive been drunk for the entire week and i need to slow down before i develope a problem. hahaha, wow i never thought id be saying that about alcohol, weird. anyways every who reads this ebtter update with whatever thay have to say, bad or good, anyhow, have a good day, PEACE!

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MY TEETH HURT

Wed, 10 Aug 2005 01:14:36 GMT

anyways today i woke up to a phone call from mel and she asked me to come over so we could go hang out with adam and maria and stephanie, we did that, then just bulshitted for half the day i dropped them all off at their homes and i went to a dentist appointment and came home and been here ever since. i miss heidi alot, and i miss madison and colton. colton was really the only cool kid in that house besides heidi. anyways, im out for the evening hopefully getting drunk in a cemetary tonight.

i cant think of anything

Sun, 07 Aug 2005 15:15:46 GMT

So yesterday i was supposed to pick heidi up at 12:00 and go out to coffee with her so we can talk and shit, and i stayed out till 4 in the morning the night before, slept right through until 2:00 pm. heidi was kind of pissed but we still went anyways. It was kind of awkward for like the first half hour or so but then we started talking and laughing and having a good time. We left big boy and went to her house, and her fucking stupid brothers and grant hartig egged my car, flaming faggots. anyways we left there and went to mc'ds for more coffee because heidi had free coffee coupons. then we went and sat in the lakeside parking lot and just chilled for a little bit, listened to music and chatted about this and that, then chelsea came and they left together. being with heidi yesterday helped a whole lot, i swear to god i felt like 8 times better last night and i still do this morning. Anyways last night josh quick and i got some bud and went to hayleys house and smoked with her and her two cousins jeremy waddell and frank rodgers. then i went to steve angus's house and smoked some with him and talked to some people there, then i came home and stumbled into bed at 2:30. all in all it was a pretty good day. well im outta here. PEACE!

p.s. thnx hg

IM A FUCKING SLOW MOTION TRAIN WRECK

Sat, 06 Aug 2005 04:57:41 GMT

Dear fucked up world,
Last thursday or friday heidi broke up with me, and, i know it sounds pathetic but my world is going down the drain. Honestly what will i do for the rest of the summer and during the school year while all my friends who are next years seniors will be in school. She meant everything to me. I havent really had a girlfriend that i actually loved, but heidi was different. She is the most unique person in the universe, she has her own style that no one can even compare to, and she has a amazing personality, and she has the imagination of a 7 year old child. Im going to miss her a lot. but she made me a little happier when she agreed to have coffee with me tomorrow. So maybe i can get a little closure on this whole matter. I still care about her a lot, and she says she cares about me. I just really miss her being around all the time, i shouldn't have taken her for granted and i should have been way nicer to her. i always fuck everything up in my life anyways, but this was the biggest mistake i have ever made in my entire life. she was so perfect for me and i didnt even realize it. And we are now for sure broken up and there is nothing i can do about it. If there was anything i could do about it now well you better damn well believe that i would because my life means nothing without her. i really dotn want to have another girlfriend until im absolutley sure that there is no way in the world that heidi and i wont get back together in at most two months. I dont like feeling like i want to kill myself over a girl but, without her i dont really have anything to look forward to every monrning when i wake up. No other girl in the world has ever given me goosebumps just from hearing her voice. no other girl has ever told me so many personal things about herself and her family. Heidi and i shared almost everything with each other, and i dont have anyone else i can do that with. i really hope she doesnt hate me after all this bullshit, id just really like to hang out with her still, even though seeing her is going to crush me, i just dont want to lose touch because she is an excellent friend to me even if we arent dating. Heidi if you read this, im just stubborn and i get confused when we are on the phone. you were right, talking online is way better because you just get it all out at once. I still love you and i want your help. I dont want you to feel like im going to be all over you if we hang out, i can pretty much promise you that i wont.

I made the biggest mistake of my life and im a god damn stupid mopther fucker for doing it. DON'T LET THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU SLIP AWAY, OR YOU'LL REGRET IT FOR A LONG ASS TIME.

drunk as fuck

Thu, 14 Jul 2005 03:37:57 GMT

mattt iu fucking ahte everythkng u say
ur borther is a complete asshole

im so fucking drunk.
i love being drunk
hayuley meacham is drunk with me.
today was shitty we all pooped are pants in glee
summerschool sucks
this is the end of the journal bye u fuckers
thanks to zacary maynard when im drunk

drunmk as fuck

Thu, 14 Jul 2005 03:33:22 GMT

drunk as fuck u son of a bitcher mother fucker

fuckin betrayal

Sat, 09 Jul 2005 03:47:48 GMT

sooooooo, my girlfriend likes kissing another guy at a party. thats cool -- NOT - Goodbye!

Mon, 06 Jun 2005 15:38:39 GMT

Just sittin here with a broken fucking car not able to go god damn anywhere, and my mom has to drive me to fucking fenton to try and find a job changing oil at some damn place. OTHER THAN THAT MY LIFE IS GREAT! except for the fact that my dad wants me out of his house, we arent talking anymore, our family is falling apart, and I packed all my shit two days ago and now im trying to find a job to get money for a place to live other than here. Anyone need a roomate because i hope to move out in less than a month, PEACE!!!

WOW

Fri, 03 Jun 2005 02:19:44 GMT

so yeah, i might not graditate, but its al good, ill still get my diploma this year but i wont get to walk at graduation. ( even though i really wanna walk with everyone else ) oh well i fucked up my choice and i lose so there. anyways me and claire are going to be best friends this summer, so..yeah. somebody actually call me over the summer dont lie and be polite and say t and then dont call thats just fucking rude, im gonna miss all of you guys a lot, either way i guess ill miss high school but im glad as hell that im out. that building would have been the death of me.

P.S. for all who dont know, heidi g. miller is my new love. Shes really something.

Wed, 09 Feb 2005 16:56:05 GMT

Im in love with a british girl, she loves me back. ;)

sorrow filled mornings of holly high

Wed, 09 Feb 2005 00:22:11 GMT

what the hell is wrong with him, he needs to stop taking the young aspiring ones.

RIP Amanda Turner
May God rest her soul

IM SO UPSET

Mon, 07 Feb 2005 03:32:31 GMT

I have to say that, steven, sean, george, E stalls, john michael, im a little verclempt. uum, im speechless, dont know what to say, besides rock n' roll music explosion was one of the best experinces in my life, i broke the law with that band more than i will for th rest of my life.

ROCK ON

RIP RNRME

oh crap

Sun, 30 Jan 2005 01:24:15 GMT

anyways, life was seeming a little bit more livable ntil i did the stupidest thing ever in my life. left school, got drunk, came back, got caught, got suspended for five days, parents are going to kill me, thank god my dad wont be home when i tell my mother tomorrow. anyways, im gonna go sweat about it some more. im getting so nervous it hurts, too much stress tenses up your spinal cord and makes you very very uncomfortable. im out.

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Fri, 21 Jan 2005 03:26:18 GMT

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